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Oct. 5th, 2007

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Meme

The Rules of this tag:

1. Link to your tagger and post these rules.
2. List ten (10) random facts about yourself.
3. Tag twelve people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them).
4. These eleven persons would have to tag 13 people.
5. You could also tag back, if desperate !
4. Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs.

I'm going to say Miss-Britt tagged me. www.miss-britt.com

And like her I don't like rules. I will tag anyone who reads this. So ummm you've been tagged.

1. I love most people. I don't like the general public though. I used to fantasize about selecting the people in my town and abolishing others. I didn't want them to die or to not be contacted by those who love them, just away from me.
2. My family is my top priority. This is often a downfall to my class room attendance etc. However, I balance it out fairly well for my standards. *by family I mean mostly Matt and Atlas the Wonderdog, and those friends that are closer to me that I ever imagined.*
3. If I could eat anything right now, I would have some cream based clam chowder from the little cafe we ate at in Seaside, Oregon. We think the name of the place is Norma's.
4. The only time I don't get an upset stomach from eating out is when I'm traveling. Thank God.
5. I usually have the same 5 or 6 songs in my head for an entire month. Right now they are the Old Navy song (here take my sweater, cause I love the way you call me baby), The Tango Maureen(rent), Take me or Leave me(rent), What would you say(DMB), and I forget the others because I'm now singing the Tango Maureen.
6. I love to pack. I hate to carry my luggage/boxes etc. I'd say that's a fairly feminine trait wouldn't you?
7. I woke up today to the puppy licking my crotch. I really feel gross about that but I can't stop laughing. He also has an obsession with my undies. If I give him half a minute alone near the laundry he's got a dirty pair in his mouth proudly dragging them around but thankfully not chewing them. When he follows me into the bathroom, I have to fight him to keep him away from the undies I'm wearing. It's like he thinks there is steak in there or kitten fetusses ready for his consumption. Again, I'm a bit bothered by this. I'm sure to some readers, this is a dream in which they would be willing to cover their nether regions in peanut butter for, yet, it's not quite my idea of foreplay.
8. I want to be held and cottled when I'm sick. I want to be told I'm pretty and funny and basically bathed in compliments.
9. I really like words that end in an e that have the sound like bathe or breathe. I find a little chunk of happiness in typing them and get a little excited when I know one of those words are coming up.
10. I think I misinstalled my in sink water filter, the water still tastes dirty.
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Oct. 4th, 2007

Gir Rollin Around

My latest obsession



Meet Sir Atlas
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Sep. 29th, 2007

Gir Rollin Around

conversation with martyr_q

Brandi Beggs: the problem i have with commies in a medical aspect is that they dont produce much research.
martyr_q: well. we'll have to fix that won't we?
Brandi Beggs: how do you propose going about that?
martyr_q: we take over all comunist countries and fix their problems
Brandi Beggs: sounds ideal!
martyr_q: sounds like a perfect plan.
martyr_q: you should get on that right away
martyr_q:
martyr_q:
Brandi Beggs: ill follow your lead.
martyr_q: ladies first
Brandi Beggs: awww, ill totally fuck it up! remember last time I tried to take over governments and "fix" them? I'm not allowed anywhere near the middle east now.
martyr_q: no. no. i take full responsibility for that. afterall i told god, "here's the perfect place for muslims and oil"
martyr_q: "won't cause any problems at all"
Brandi Beggs: you went behind my back and talked to G-O-D?! I thought you were sick that day!
martyr_q: well i sort of was. well sick of YOU that is
Brandi Beggs: just because you had that stupid idea about women and submission does not make it right. i still stand by that one!
martyr_q: ahhh come on we both know it was a BIG mistake to make women as smart as men. you know i'm right on that one.
Brandi Beggs: i know women had so much more potential before we stiffled their abilities.
martyr_q: but we made up for it by making men slaves to their penises
Brandi Beggs: again another regret. and it was totally my bad to take toilet paper out of the area so that i could reduce polution. I'll never look at my left hand the same way again.
Brandi Beggs: but i am quite proud of hashish.
martyr_q: yes yes. quite. i didn't even think of the bad possibilites when i said hey you know when a certain uranium isotope decays and releases neutrons why not let it cause other isotopes it his to break apart and release energy.
Brandi Beggs: are we still talking middle east or was this a side project between you and god?
martyr_q: it was a little side project. they're not using it that much there thank god for that one a?
You have canceled the invitation to start the "Guess the Car!" plug-in.

martyr_q: *eh
Brandi Beggs: now if only you could pull it out of korea. I knew that vacation of yours was more than hiking!
martyr_q: yes well a man's work is never done.
martyr_q: the whole turbin and beard thing. yeah. that was my idea. makes them easier to tell apart from the rest of the population of the planet.
Brandi Beggs: ill give you credit. my idea of giving them hugely deformed heads would have been too conspicious. failed on aliens right?
martyr_q: actually i had a similar idea but she said no.

Sep. 26th, 2007

curly updo

(no subject)

As much as I would like to have an uber romantic relationship, I think I've come to the conclusion that I'm too cynical. I mistrust when someone gives me flowers or offers me a hug unexpectantly. In short, I kind of suck.

Does anyone like sloppy kisses? I'm curious.

Side note: this doesn't have anything to do with my relationship, I was watching a movie that got me thinking.

Sep. 25th, 2007

Ron

(no subject)

tHIS IS ME FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF.
This is me feeling sorry for myself. Without caps cause I'm an idiot. Wah freakin wah.
like avada kadavra

coolest marriage proposal EVER!

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Sep. 17th, 2007

curly updo

What Do You Have To Say? - Music: My First Favorite Band

What was the first band you became a fan of?


Beach boys.

Sep. 7th, 2007

voldemort

(no subject)

My foot feels like its healing its happy pedi-self up. No basketball yet but when the fuck did I ever play that anyway?!

I think for my sake, since blogs are supposed to be about the writer not the readers right? *bullshit I know* I'm going to make a quick line or two about what I studied each day. If you skip this as boring, I'll take it that you don't love me anymore.

In anthropology we went over cultural stuff. The end. Jk. We went over some things about how men and women are different because we program our children yadda yadda. My professor says that if identical twins were to fall and scrape their knees, one being a boy and one being a girl, the mother (or whoever) will automatically pick the girl up and console her first. I totally disagree. No, I do not have children but I will go out of my way to care for them equally. Yeah, you can usually only pick up one at a time but I would probably pick up the one that reaches for me first because that's generally what happens is one child runs screaming for mom and the other one comes a few secs later. They aren't robots you know, reaction time difers. I'm really pro-education whether the child be male or female. When they are young there is no physical difference. So if Daddy is cleaning guns or dear or doing anything I generally don't like I want both genders of my children to learn and participate. I won't have boy chores and girl chores either. If I'm baking or cleaning...guess what... no exceptions. I know that I have a biased opinion because I do not have kids. But, I am really anti-gender based separation politically so I cannot see why I would not bring that aspect into my children's lives.

The other day in statistics I learned how I can make a pie chart be at the correct angles (instead of guessing) based on percentages. Go freakin' me.

Does anyone participate in pay-per-post? If so, what do you think about it?

Sep. 6th, 2007

curly updo

(no subject)

I think I broke my foot. I dropped a very expensive tool and used my foot to stop it from falling on the concrete. Now I wish I had broken it myself. I can walk. I limp a bit today but its not swolen or bruised. I'm constantly harming myself. I guess working with cancer causing chemicals is not quite enough for me.

RS WY, is so booming right now my measly job as a lab assistant for the art department has given me a $2.00/hr raise. That's no little bit! I am soo pleased.

According to the Mayans...who were aparently quite intelligent, you know figuring out the whole calendar thing and all, predict that 2012 (dec 21-23 to be exact) will bring the end of the world as we know it. That the earth will recreate itself, so to say. What do you think? Is it real? Is it another scam? It seems more real to me than the computers crashing and world chaos of 2000. hmmm, mystery.

If I'm not using correct tense, I appologise, I'm listening to the pod cast at pointless drivel. I do not plan on rereading it to correct it.

I'm so sick of Erwin tributes. He was great fun but I'm over the sappy tributes. It's actually cute that they take old clips of his show and put him into Bindi's show. I like that but at the same time, I wonder how the hell she can really adjust to him being gone while watching people edit him into her coreography. I guess I just get pissed because there were a lot of lies concerning his death and a lot of dumbasses tried to avenge his death in one of the most stupid *RW$@ ways possible. Please people...understand that a sting ray's venom is not located in their tail. It's located where you would think their genitals are. SO, anyone that is cutting off sting ray tails is only maiming them and harming their sence of direction. I cannot possibly express how annoying it is to me when people are so ignorant that it carries over to harm others.

Anyway, <----- there's my standard change of subject phrase that is quite over used.

Apparently Daniel Radcliff's December Boys has been released. I have not been able to find it in this town yet but hopefully I can get it and swoon over my underaged *in the US* love crush. He has also finished filming My Boy Jack. I can't freakin' wait. Please, everyone cross your fingers and start collecting funds for tickets, Equius may be coming to the US. Radcliff has confirmed that he will continue his part in the US. Weeeeeeeee!!!

Sep. 2nd, 2007

curly updo

Back to Ta

I was ranting so much in my last Tardo reference that I forgot to put in the worst part of his personality that granted him his name.

First, some background; the man is 26 years old with three kids and a wife. His family history states that every male in his family's past had a heart attack at the age of 28. No joke, every male in his lineage. I ask him what he's doing to prevent this and he said that he tries to eat ok (while eating half a meat lovers pizza and a liter of Dr. Pepper.) I suggest that he goes to the Dr. to see if there are any meds that may be helpful, even aspirin is supposed to help with heart attacks. He interrupts me and states that he will not be addicted to medication. I remind him of his children and wife but this does nothing. @($#@!%$*
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